An American friend tells me that tonight is the start of the World Series.
As far as Zebu goes, that’s the king of the herd. The contest has been running since 1903 and yet, even though there are, by most estimates, 196 independent countries on earth, only two take part in the “World Series”, the United [...]
Stuck at lights, I found myself staring at a sign reading “MINI Cherished” outside a car showroom. Cherished? What on earth were they talking about? And then it struck me. “Cherished” is their way of saying “second-hand”.
Looking on their website, they claim it’s a special sort of high-class second-hand, but second-hand is what they mean [...]
“I’m sorry to say, CJ, that our survey shows that people are only washing their hair once each time.”
“Once? Only once? We need to do better than that.”
And they did. Lo and behold, shampoo bottles sprouted the instruction to “RINSE AND REPEAT“.
The outcome? Hair is no cleaner, but shampoo sales have soared.
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